Here is the final tracklisting of the Make Me Dinner EP:

1. Soldier Down
2. Waiting While Sleeping
3. Palm Trees
4. Just Like That
5. Surgeon 2008
6. Choke
7. Eternal Return (demo)
8. I’m In The Way

It is a DIGITAL-ONLY release, meaning you will only be able to procure it on iTunes, Amazon, Napster and other digital download stores. But who buys CDs anymore, right?! Only people from THE NINTIES would do that! Those crazy clueless bastards!

I sent it off to CD Baby today, which means that it should be up on iTunes within a week or two. There is still a slight wait before you get to plunder this musical booty!

–The Albatross

WIRED MAGAZINE is now using “Update Your Blog” for the theme song of their new video blog! It features the internet humorist Lore Sjoberg, who has some hilarious things to say about the Zelda games in this first installment. Absorb it:

In other news, I’m releasing a new EP! It’s called the Bomb Iran EP! I figured I should release the YouTube sub-sensation “Bomb Iran” because apparently people would like to have an actual non-YouTube-sounding recording of it. And it gives me an excuse to finish and release some of the outtakes and demos from Missing Briefcase that I really like but weren’t quite right for the album. Also, I re-recorded 2003’s “Soldier Down” specially for the EP, to kind of give a bit of thematic consistency. It should be out by mid-March. Here’s the tracklisting:

1. Bomb Iran
2. Soldier Down
3. Waiting While Sleeping (MB outtake)
4. Just Like That (MB outtake)
5. Choke (MB outtake)
6. Eternal Return (10/06 demo)
7. I’m In The Way (12/06 demo reworked)

Of course, I will let you all know the instant the EP is available on CD Baby, iTunes, and that whole routine. Until then…HIKE!

The official release date for Missing Briefcase is January 1, 2008! Of course, in this digital world where dates and time are as meaningful as a promise from Capital One, it could be a little before, or a little after January 1. You know how it is. But that is the OFFICIAL date. Let’s start 2008 off right — with a briefcase.

Here’s the tracklisting:

1. Pass By Palestine
2. Nuke Song
3. Eternal Return
4. Going Insane For The McCain Campaign
5. The Zaps
6. High Speed Chase
7. There May Be A Place
8. Last Generation
9. Skybridge
10. Still Pushin (feat. Mayhaw Hoons)
11. When The Bees Are Gone
12. Secret Catastrophe

In other news, the moustache project has fallen apart. You couldn’t even see it after a week. It was a lost Cosby. Sorry, stache fans.

Russianly,
Alex

Hey. Hello. Hey. Here is the final track listing for Applewine:

1. Plains Of Mostly Still Life
2. Coldplay Got Eaten By Piranhas
3. Fearful Symmetry
4. I Can Kill My Enemies With My Mind
5. Engulf The Manatee
6. Under Your Spell
7. Hills Of The Mind
8. Land Of Dainty Wonder
9. I Hope You’re Never Crushed By Something Heavy
10. I Wasn’t Meant To Be
11. The Bevel Collector
12. Bugs
13. Update Your Blog
14. Corn Dog Shaped Like California
15. All I Have To Do Is Hurt You
16. Elysium